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FIRST DOSE
There are always two ways
to look at everything, I
guess. My wife and I were
sitting at a table at my
high school reunion last
October, and I kept staring
at a drunken lady swigging
her drink as she
sat alone at a nearby
table. My wife noticed me
staring and asked me, "Do
you know her?".

"Yes",
I sighed, "She's my old
girlfriend. I understand she
took to drinking right after
we split up those  
many years ago, and I
hear she hasn't been sober
since." "My God!" says my
wife, "Who would
think a person could go on
celebrating that long?"


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SECOND DOSE
Last night, my friend and I
were sitting in the living
room and
I said to her, "I never want
to live in a vegetative
state, dependent on
some machine and fluids
from a bottle. If that ever
happens, just pull the
plug."


She got up, unplugged the
TV, and threw out my wine

DIET AND FITNESS:

Bowel Movements Indicate Your Overall Health

January 26, 2008

By Susan M. Callahan, Associate Editor and Featured Columnist


Bowels movements are not easy to think about, for most of us.  
Most of us would rather have root canal than discuss them with
our doctors.

But did you know that your bowels are great indicators of your
overall health? Let's start with the look of them. If you have
small, marble-sized --what do I call them?--"contributions, that
could mean you are dehydrated.























Bowel movements need sufficient water and sufficient bulk to
come out the proper size and in the proper frequency.

What is that ideal frequency? It depends on what you eat. It
takes meat between 48-72 hours to make its way from your
mouth, through your stomach, intestines and out.  It takes
most vegetables about 2 hours.

But, if you are eating a balanced diet, most doctors expect you
to void at least once per day, more if you're eating a lot of
vegetables and other foods containing
fiber.

Constipation --indicated by straining to void withoit successful
or minimally successful voiding---often increases as we age for
a number of reasons. The muscles in our rectum don't relax
when they should to allow voiding.

Sometimes, the problem is that we are too sedentary. Exercise
helps you to void by helping the intestines to move the
contributions along.


Sometimes, our medications are at fault.

Many drugs or minerals slow down the passage of our stool
through the large intestine.  Watch out for foods or drugs high
in iron, calcium blockers, antihistamines, opioids, high blood
pressure medications, anti-depressants, and antacids.


What if you are not voiding? How long can you go without
voiding before it's a sign of an emergency?  Unfortunately,
there is no magic number that fits all cases.  Simple
constipation is different from intestinal blockage.

Intestinal blockage means that the bowels cannot move
through because something is blocking them. This is a serious
medical emergency and requires immediate attention. See
www.mayoclinic.com.  The Mayo Clinic lists the following
symptoms for intestinal blockage:

crampy abdominal pain that comes and goes (intermittent)
Nausea
Vomiting
Inability to have a bowel movement or pass gas
Swelling of the abdomen (distention)
Abdominal tenderness

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BOWEL MOVEMENTS

INTESTINES-KEEP THEM
HEALTHY

HOW MUCH IS TOO MUCH
SALT

HOW MUCH SALT IS IN MY
FOOD

SALT CONTENT OF COMMON
FOODS

150,000 DIE FROM EXCESS
SALT

I HAVE HIGH BLOOD
PRESSURE!

FOODS THAT LOWER YOUR
BLOOD PRESSURE

INFLAMMATION INSIDE
THE BODY

FAT--IT'S ALIVE!

WHY WE GO SOFT IN THE
MIDDLE

WHY EUROPEANS ARE
THINNER

>VEGETARIAN RECIPES


MY HEART ATTACK

CANCER SURVIVORS
BRAIN HEALTH

>CROSSWORD
PUZZLES
>LEARNING
>MEMORY LOSS


MONEY AND BUDGET

RESOURCES

AMERICAN HEART
ASSOCIATION

LINKS AND RESOURCES